Maybe I’ll get a tattoo that says “fuck off” in pretty writing

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tiffanyepiphany:

I’m Not Your Boyfriend Baby - 3OH!3

I listen to 3OH!3 when I study, because it gets me pumped.

Then sometimes, I rave-dance in the middle of Starbucks and people look at me funny.

Worth it.

Imagine a white girl in a shitty little Nissan blasting this down a road that’s basically all farms to go to the grocery store AGAIN and you have my life lately.

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fuckyesjoshpeck:

I hate not being the cutest thing in this photo

-twitter

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I would love to do something like this in my apartment, except a black couch. It looks nice and like something a bunch of cheap college kids could pull of. I think we’re doing everything in black and white. Modern as FUCK

Too bad I don’t actually know what the place looks like on the inside yet…

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I woke up at 3:30 PM today shattering my sleeping in record from way back in my prime sleep all day stay up all night doing actually nothing days (aka 7th grade) WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

IT’S 3AM AND I’M NOT EVEN IN THE REALM OF TIRED

I AM AN ADULT WITH A SORT-OF JOB THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

must get on semi-normal sleep schedule

also normal eating schedule. i don’t think i can live off pizza, baby carrots, goldfish, and diet dr. pepper

Tonight is my last night here. I can’t even fathom it. In the beginning of the semester I couldn’t wait for this day but now that it’s here I’m kind of sad. I really bonded with some people here that I’m probably never going to see again, or at least I won’t see them for a long time. It’s weird it’s just so weird. Fuck me I’m in my friends bed listening to a song my roommate plAys a lot trying to cry quietly because kate is sleeping and goddAmmit typing on an iPod sucks ok I lied I’m reAlly fu king sad Nd maybe still a little drunk. I’m actually going to miss these assholes. I really actuAlly am…

WHEN MY FRIEND SPENDS THE NIGHT PASSED OUT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

thatdisneygif:

I’m just like…

Ann likes to rub it in every chance she gets

(Source: obsessivedisneydisorder)

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Some more Jamey

Some more Jamey

Evidence that there are people out there that are less coherent than I am on the internet

Evidence that there are people out there that are less coherent than I am on the internet

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I truly believe that in the end the only person that cares about you is yourself.

that is all.

when I remember blowout is approaching

whatshouldwmcallme:

My school made its own version of #whatshouldwecallme… go figure.

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Anonymous asked: why are you so cool?

my mama had swag pumpin’ out her ovaries :D

<3

natehananger:

It’s the circle of life, Cymba!-The Jester’s Blog 

natehananger:

It’s the circle of life, Cymba!
-The Jester’s Blog 

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